Potty Train Your Child in Just 5 Hours

Funny Unique Gifts For The Boy In Your Man   by Mark Minks

It’s a well-established fact that men are much like kids. The inventors of fart jokes and potty humor, they have a way of making even the most patient women want to stab them with a butcher knife. But if you look closely, you’d see that it takes very little to put a smile on your man’s face – the sight of a dog chasing its own tail, a baby falling for a trick or Mr. Bean and his adventures, all have the capacity to make a man happy in ways women might never understand. And that’s probably a good thing.

So, next time you’re out wracking your brains for the perfect gift for your man, don’t head for cuff links or the expensive wallet. He just might prefer the crass(y) to the classy. So, surprise him with one or two funny unique gifts instead and watch him get in touch with his goofy side.

Gross Humor: Pick it, though it may repel you – The Generic Toilet Tissue for Cheap #%@holes, the fake dog poop, the Fake Pimples and Warts pack and the Fake Arm are all downright disgusting things that most men would consider funny unique gifts. So go for it only if you’re really feeling benevolent. This type of gift giving isn’t for the faint-hearted!

Goofy Stuff: Most men are just big boys and they know it. So if you’re near broke during his birthday, no worries. There is always the Microphone Shaped Sponge for the bathroom singer, Cold Blooded vampire ice cube tray, Stress Chest, which are stress balls shaped like boobs, Freud’s Therapeutic Gift Basket and the beer can coolers and cozies that say such things as ‘You look like I need another drink.’ Having to listen to him sing loudly in the shower every morning or watching him squeeze those perverted stress balls might drive you nuts, but it’s just the kind of funny unique gift that he’s sure to cherish for a long time to come.

Gadget(ish) Stuff: Men of all ages love splurging on useless gadgets. Ask every mother, wife, sister and girlfriend. The 7″ large Tesla Plasma Ball Globe, the Earth from Moon View Umbrella, The Classical Weather Galileo Thermometer Barometer Ball and the LED Lighted Bottle Stoppers are just a few more useless things to add to his collection and brighten his day.

It’s true. Men have a very different idea of what funny unique gifts are. You would have settled for a joke book or a nice, well thought out prank. But he likes fake dog poo. Deal with it!

About the Author

Mark Minks is a founder of UniqueGiftsToday.com, a website where you can find Funny Unique Gifts and Unique Gifts for any occasion.
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